Mother or Grandmother?

Are those quizzical looks people wondering if I am the mother or grandmother? I like to think 
I could be in my 30s but the sleeplessness is showing me up, slightly bloodshot eyes, a dull hue to
my skin which highlights the wrinkles . But what a mistake to ask the lovely girl that is doing some
childcare to guess my age. Without much hesitation she said 45. When I said with heavy 
disappointment "oh god really" and then admitted to being 48. 
She said "well what's the problem? And I was being honest." 
"Yes yes that's the problem I thought you might honestly say 35!"

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