Musings on The Loo Brush
It may seem harmless enough but it’s the axis of evil - an aberration in a sanitised developed world.
When life becomes about grasping on to fragments of control as all seems to slip and slide under the sofa... a sock here, apple core there, piece of Lego behind your ear. WHO ON EARTH thought that a large bristled brush caked in fragments of poo and marinaded in old urine should sit in an alluring holder within easy reach of the loo? The sight of your child swirling it around all but using it to brush their teeth is a slip too far. I’m very good at removing poo from unwanted surfaces and always have an antibacterial spray to hand but the loo brush makes all these gestures seem pointless in an otherwise well plumbed world.
Loo brush I hate you and the ridicule you cast!
When life becomes about grasping on to fragments of control as all seems to slip and slide under the sofa... a sock here, apple core there, piece of Lego behind your ear. WHO ON EARTH thought that a large bristled brush caked in fragments of poo and marinaded in old urine should sit in an alluring holder within easy reach of the loo? The sight of your child swirling it around all but using it to brush their teeth is a slip too far. I’m very good at removing poo from unwanted surfaces and always have an antibacterial spray to hand but the loo brush makes all these gestures seem pointless in an otherwise well plumbed world.
Loo brush I hate you and the ridicule you cast!
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